Those windows should be boarded up.
And the lights should be off
They wont make it
SHUT UP STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE SO SMART AND SUPERIOR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WONT HAPPEN
you know what we call people that that attitude?
war kills people from the inside out sometimes
“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”
i think i’ve posted this before but it’s so powerful
never not reblog this
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
IT GOT BETTER
Somebody uploaded the entirety of “Olive The Other Reindeer” on Youtube. If you haven’t seen this Christmas movie you should check it out!
It was made by Matt Groening and starred Drew Barrymore!
I love this movie so damn much.
I agree with Godzilla.
Put those things back where they came from or so help me
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
Haha also India made gay sex illegal in 2013 fucking incredible i love this shit earth
Added to the list of countries I won’t be visiting any time soon.
what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”
Neil Gaiman and Nick Cave at Letters Live, auctioning off a book signed by assorted awesome famous people and also snogged by Nick Cave. (He snogged the book, not the famous people. No misunderstandings here.)